30 Rock (TV Series)
MILF Island (2008)
Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell
Quotes
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Liz Lemon : You listen to me, Li'l Abner. Keep your fried baloney hole shut! I am not going down for this! I'll tell him you did it. Who do you think he's gonna believe? I'm important around here.
Kenneth Parcell : Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle's after he would drink from the air conditioner. I thought we were friends!
Liz Lemon , Deborah : [in unison with MILF Island, playing in the background] I didn't come here to make friends! I came here to be number one!
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Kenneth Parcell : I couldn't lie anymore, sir. Because everyone knows the weight of a lie makes your soul so heavy that you can't rise up to heaven. And you don't look good in jeans from behind.
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Kenneth Parcell : The truth will come out. Like my cousin Steven after he went to music college, it will come out.
