Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

God, That's Good (2007)

Ricardo Chavira: Carlos Solis

Quotes 

• Carlos Solis : Hey, I didn't say we had to stop. I just said we had to be quiet.

  Edie Britt : What? I suppose we should tiptoe around like schoolchildren so our parents don't catch us doing it? I feel like I'm 12 again!

  Carlos Solis : I'm just saying, I don't think that the whole world needs to know our... 12?

• Mike Delfino : [Mike walks into Carlos' room, Edie is hiding next to the door] 

  [whispering] 

  Mike Delfino : So uh... you got a girl in here?

  Carlos Solis : No, why?

  Mike Delfino : Because when I came home, I thought I heard sex noises.

  Carlos Solis : Nah, that was just me!