Desperate Housewives (TV Series)

God, That's Good (2007)

Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer

Quotes 

• Susan Mayer : Did I mention that Maggie is an amazing chef? We're embarrassed to be cooking for her.

  Maggie Gilroy : Stop. So, um, Mike, do you have a favorite type of cuisine?

  Mike Delfino : Nah. After three months of prison food, everything tastes good to me.

  Maggie Gilroy : So you were in prison?

  Susan Mayer : He was totally innocent.

  Mike Delfino : Yeah, a woman was bludgeoned to death, and her blood wound up on my wrench.

  Maggie Gilroy : Oh, my god.

  Susan Mayer : But he was cleared. All charges dropped. Here. Eat this.

  [She shoves an hors d'oeuvre into his mouth] 

  Maggie Gilroy : It's just so awful. I mean, to go to jail for a crime you didn't commit.

  Mike Delfino : Oh, it was just a few months. Now my first stretch for manslaughter... that was brutal.