George Lopez (TV Series)

George Is Lie-able for Benny's Unhappiness (2007)

Belita Moreno: Benny

Quotes 

• Wayne Hill : [pulls Ernie's mom's bra out of his pocket]  What the hell?

  Benny : Yeah... what the HELL is that?

  George Lopez : [Rodney Dangerfield voice]  Those things are so big, I bet they still have snow on them in the summer.

  [Benny looks at him] 

  George Lopez : He's a guy on TV, nobody respects him.

• Benny : Why didn't you tell me Wayne was here? If I'd known he was coming over, I would've wore more makeup and less underwear!

  George Lopez : [to Angie]  Hey, she's wearing underwear again.

• Benny : [Vic carries in a floral wreath]  What's that?

  George Lopez : That's for Angie.

  Benny : Then why does it say 'Rest in peace'?

  George Lopez : She was good last night, she needs her rest.

  Vic Palmero : [reads card]  Then why does it say 'In loving memory'?

  George Lopez : In memory of the loving. Anymore questions?

  Vic Palmero : One, how many more times are you going to reference sleeping with my daughter while I'm in the room?

  George Lopez : Sorry, Vic, we all know she's an angel... until she goes upstairs.

  [whistles]