Boston Legal (TV Series)

Green Christmas (2007)

John Larroquette: Carl Sack

Quotes 

• Walt Bonner : [At the initial settlement meeting between Denny, Walt, and their attorneys, Denny has been discretely shooting an Airsoft pistol at Walt as he diatribes]  Ow! Dammit, something keeps hitting me in the face, and it hurts!

  Carl Sack : [Despite Denny acting 'innocent,' Carl has seen]  Why don't, um... we take a break, and let cooler heads prevail?

  [Caught, Denny takes another shot at Walt, for all to see] 

  Walt Bonner : [to Denny]  Ow! You're shooting me!

  Denny Crane : Ah, it's an Airsoft gun. Don't be such a girl.

  Walt Bonner : Obnoxious -

  [Denny shoots him again] 

  Walt Bonner : Sick!

  Denny Crane : Second Amendment, he was attacking me! I have a right to defend myself!

  [He looks to Carl] 

  Denny Crane : ... Don't I?