The Simpsons (TV Series)

Husbands and Knives (2007)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Sideshow Mel, Krusty, Mayor Quimby, Angry Crowd

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : We're gonna be rich! We can finally start a family!

  Marge Simpson : We have a family.

  Homer Simpson : A better one.

• Lisa Simpson : Dad, are you all right? I see food on your plate instead of blurring motions.

  Homer Simpson : Kids, daddy underwent a special procedure done so that he can be more attactive to your mother.

  Bart Simpson : You had your hot dog plumped?

  Homer Simpson : No, I had my stomach stapled.

  [cuts up a piece of pizza, puts it in the blender, and drinks it] 

  Homer Simpson : Oh, all food tastes like barf now.

• Homer Simpson : Hors d'ouvres, big fancy desserts, and my wife's paying for it all. Now I know why pimps are always so happy.