Richard Simmons: Self - Panelist

Quotes 

• Himself - Host : Why in Wheatridge, Colorado were the recently deceased taxed $18?

  Himself - Panelist : I actually know this because I started my dance career in Wheatridge. An embalming tax, that's what it was. An embalm...

  Herself - Panelist : Richard is touching my butt!

  [the camera cuts to Richard on all fours, checking out Leah's butt, then cuts to Tom Bergeron going down the stairs with a bottle of Disco Sweat] 

  Himself - Host : [Leaning into Richard's square and spraying Richard with the Disco Sweat]  Get in your square! Get in your square!

  Himself - Panelist : [Being sprayed with Disco Sweat]  AAH!

  Himself - Host : [after returning to the podium and wild applause]  Sorry it had to come to this.

  Himself - Panelist : Tom, I feel different.

  [laughter] 

  Himself - Host : It's an embalming tax.

  Himself - Panelist : It's an embalming tax.

  [Brenda, Ms. O, agrees] 

  Himself - Host : It's a hotel tax they had to pay while awaiting burial, so X gets the square.

  Herself - Center Square : WHAT? Now wait a minute, what happened to the mortuary? Didn't they use to put dead people in the mortuary, and since when ARE these people getting hotel rooms?

  Himself - Host : I just read it, it's in...

  Herself - Center Square : WHAT'S HAPPENING IN AMERICA? Giving dead people hotel rooms? They can't even watch the satellite!

  [laughter] 

  Himself - Panelist : No, they're checking in rather than checking out.

  [laughter]