Hollywood Squares (TV Series)
Episode dated 15 February 1999 (1999)
Kevin James: Self - Panelist
Quotes
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Himself - Host : Why in Wheatridge, Colorado were the recently deceased taxed $18?
Himself - Panelist : I actually know this because I started my dance career in Wheatridge. An embalming tax, that's what it was. An embalm...
Herself - Panelist : Richard is touching my butt!
[the camera cuts to Richard on all fours, checking out Leah's butt, then cuts to Tom Bergeron going down the stairs with a bottle of Disco Sweat]
Himself - Host : [Leaning into Richard's square and spraying Richard with the Disco Sweat] Get in your square! Get in your square!
Himself - Panelist : [Being sprayed with Disco Sweat] AAH!
Himself - Host : [after returning to the podium and wild applause] Sorry it had to come to this.
Himself - Panelist : Tom, I feel different.
[laughter]
Himself - Host : It's an embalming tax.
Himself - Panelist : It's an embalming tax.
[Brenda, Ms. O, agrees]
Himself - Host : It's a hotel tax they had to pay while awaiting burial, so X gets the square.
Herself - Center Square : WHAT? Now wait a minute, what happened to the mortuary? Didn't they use to put dead people in the mortuary, and since when ARE these people getting hotel rooms?
Himself - Host : I just read it, it's in...
Herself - Center Square : WHAT'S HAPPENING IN AMERICA? Giving dead people hotel rooms? They can't even watch the satellite!
[laughter]
Himself - Panelist : No, they're checking in rather than checking out.
[laughter]