Scrubs (TV Series)
My Point of No Return (2007)
John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox
Quotes
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Dr. Perry Cox : [annoyed by Jordan's decision about J.D. being their daughter's godfather] Jordan, here are some things I'd rather see happen than dinkus over there becoming the godfather: a nuclear war, a sequel to "Hope Floats", Hugh Jackman winning an Oscar...
Dr. Bob Kelso : Yeah, yeah... funny long list, we get it. You need a new thing, big guy.
Dr. Perry Cox : Oh...
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to Turk and Cox] Raj... Rerun...
Dr. Perry Cox : OK, Tina... here's what I'm prepared to offer you to relinquish the post of godfather.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Not interested.
Dr. Perry Cox : Effective immediately, I will stop calling you girls' names... you interested now?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm still here, aren't I?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Be strong; you can get more.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Good thinking. What else you got, Per-Per?
Dr. Perry Cox : I'll give you my real pager number.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [to Turk] I'll be able to page him 24/7!
Dr. Christopher Turk : No deal.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : What are you doing?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Eeeeh! Put a cherry on top.
Dr. Perry Cox : One hug.
[J.D. screams]
Dr. Christopher Turk : Per week.
Dr. Perry Cox : Decade.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Month.
Dr. Perry Cox : Year.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Done. You're welcome.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating while he's almost shacking hands with Cox] And then, as I was about to close the deal of the century, it hit me.
[out loud]
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Wait a minute! If I agree with that I only get that stuff until you retire; but if I'm godfather, I'm in your life forever. I'll see you at the christening.
[leaves]
Dr. Perry Cox : I think this time I'm actually gonna kill him... yup, this is the one.