Scrubs (TV Series)

My Cold Shower (2007)

Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : [Dr. Kelso's fantasy: Kelso and Elliot are sitting far apart across a long table, silently eating dinner]  I hate you.

  Dr. Bob Kelso : I know.

  [cut back to reality] 

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Different wife, same story.

• Dr. Bob Kelso : Hey, sport. Sorry to hear about your placing second in the Dr. Reid-a-thon.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Sir?

  Dr. Bob Kelso : Oh, you don't have to hide it, son. Given your history, you must be taking her engagement pretty hard. Sadly, it's only in the movies where the pretty girl ends up with the uggo.