Scrubs (TV Series)
My Cold Shower (2007)
Donald Faison: Dr. Christopher Turk
Quotes
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [after Kelso suggests J.D. is sad about Elliot's engagement] Can you believe him?
Dr. Christopher Turk : Well, you and Elliot did go through a lot.
Nurse Carla Espinosa : You two have been on and off again more than Ross and Rachel from Friends.
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Please, I am nothing like Ross.
Dr. Perry Cox : Of course not. You're Rachel; she's Ross.
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Dr. Christopher Turk : [to JD's lookalike] Hey J.D., I was wondering if I could borrow your scooter, so I could run a few erran...
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [the real J.D. walks up behind Turk] He looks nothing like me! He doesn't even have any laughter in his eyes, like at all!
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Melody O'Harra : Well... it's official: I am the only single sorority sister left. I guess it's true what they say: first one to be in a threesome, last one to get married.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Damn!
[beats one hand over the table where Doug is sitting at, pouring Doug's coffee over him]
Dr. Christopher Turk : I'm sorry, she just said she was in a threesome.
Dr. Doug Murphy : [having the same reaction as Turk's, and so forth] Damn!
male nurse : Damn!
surgeon : Damn!
Snoop Dogg Resident : [out of frame] Damn!
Melody O'Harra : I just don't want to end up like my aunt Sheila and get married and have a kid when I'm 50; I mean, you find a tooth in that house, you don't know whose mouth it fell out of.
J.D. : Oh...
Melody O'Harra : Sometimes I wonder, you know, if I'm ever actually going to find someone, you know?
J.D. : Yeah... Now, was it two girls and a guy, or a devil's threesome?
Melody O'Harra : All-girl.
Dr. Christopher Turk : [as J.D. lifts coffee cups from the table, he beats both his hands on it] Damn! Sorry...
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Well, I'm giving up on Melody.
Dr. Christopher Turk : Dude, no. Man, me? I'm married, so I may never, ever, EVER have sex again. You? There's still a chance for you. Damn it, if you're not going to do it for yourself, at least do it for me.
Todd : And me.
Dr. Doug Murphy : For all of us.
[the other three look strangely at Doug]
Dr. Doug Murphy : What? You guys are surprised I don't get any?
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Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : I'm tired of the cold showers.
Dr. Christopher Turk : That was yesterday, when she was this confident, young hotel reviewer. Today she's a sad, vulnerable, last single woman standing. Now, are you going to create a wonderful memory and then secretly call me from the bathroom right after, or not?
Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Turk, you know I'd like to be the one making the secret bathroom call for once, but I'm not that desperate.