George Lopez (TV Series)

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-ante (2007)

Luis Armand Garcia: Max Lopez

Quotes 

• George Lopez : Max, have a seat. Someone just moved into the neighborhood that I wanna warn you about. She's a criminal and I want you to stay away from her.

  Max Lopez : Wow, what'd she do?

  George Lopez : She had sex with a boy your age.

  Max Lopez : ...And then she killed him...?

  George Lopez : No! Look, having sex with an underage boy is a crime.

  Max Lopez : Is she hot?

  George Lopez : Let's just say I don't think her last victim suffered.