The Smell of Success (2009)
Ed Helms: Chet Pigford
Quotes
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Early Dunchamp : H-h-h-how l-l-l-long do you th-th-th-think she'll last?
Chet Pigford : Not as long as that sentence lasted.
Patrick : Heard about a chicken one time that lasted 42 days after his head was cut off. Put it that way.
Thaddeus Young : [after a long beat] I don't get it.
Chet Pigford : Out of 100,00 sperm, you were the fastest?
[all laugh]