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Clip of the day: Jessica Alba being spanked in ‘The Killer Inside Me’

13 hours ago | ReelLoop.com | See recent Reel Loop news »

Good gravy! Here’s a Nsfw clip of Casey Affleck spanking Jessica Alba in the upcoming Michael Winterbottom film, The Killer Inside Me. The films centers on a small town deputy sheriff who turns out to be a psychopath. As you can see…Affleck plays said psychopath.

Joining Affleck and Alba are Kate Hudson, Simon Baker, Elias Koteas and the immortal Bill Pullman.

The film is based on the Jim Thompson novel that  was published in 1952.

Alba is also currently working on Little Fockers, the third entry in the popular Meet the Parents series.

The Killer Inside Me is due out sometime in 2010.

Food for thought: This isn’t very sexy…it’s actually really weird.

Related posts:Shocker: Jessica Alba to play “attractive pharmaceutical rep” in ‘Little Fockers’Tease: Check out Jessica Alba as Sartana in ‘Machete’Jessica Alba Doesn’t See Herself as Sexy

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- Reel Loop News Staff

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Afm 2009 Promo Posters Part 1 + Steve Watches Afm’s Hot Tub Time Machine Red Band Trailer and Catches a 2nd MacHete Poster Featuring Lindsay Lohan as a Naughty Nun

10 November 2009 10:53 PM, PST | Collider.com | See recent Collider.com news »

Earlier today, I was at the American Film Market in Santa Monica. If you’re not familiar with Afm, it’s the place where film buyers from around the world come once a year to buy movies and also pre-buy films in development. Simply put, this is where a lot of money changes hands in the film industry and it’s where many decisions about what you and I get to see are made. In an effort to try and raise a film’s profile or attract film buyers, many of the studios print up promo art for movies in development or nearing completion. Almost none of the artwork will ever see the light of day outside of Afm, but if you’re a film junkie like me, then getting to see all this stuff is Christmas. After the jump you can take a look at the first grouping of »

- Steve 'Frosty' Weintraub

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Jessica Alba Doesn’t See Herself as Sexy

10 November 2009 7:06 PM, PST | ReelLoop.com | See recent Reel Loop news »

In a recent interview, Hollywood hottie Jessica Alba declared that she doesn’t consider herself sexy.

Now, I’m sure every guy reading this would love to personally show Alba their disagreement, and every woman’s jaw just dropped as the thought, “What does she know about not feeling sexy?” came to mind.

But Alba’s insistent. “I never feel sexy…I never do, and that’s the truth,” said the actress.

When asked whether her view of herself changes during, say, a photo shoot where stylists and makeup artists stand armed and ready with the tools to make her look her absolute most stunning, Alba still maintained that, “I’m always wondering when my next break is…I want to call home and talk to my hubby or talk to my friends or check on my daughter. I’m never thinking I’m sexy.”

In a society obsessed with female body image, »

- Catherine

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High Quality Poster of Jessica Alba in Machete

5 November 2009 11:00 PM, PST | toxicshock.tv | See recent toxicshock news »

Here’s a high quality version of the new Jessica Alba as Sartana character poster for the upcoming film “Machete” by director Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez (Sin City 3, Planet Terror) and starring Danny Trejo (The Expendables, Predators), Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar, Fast & Furious), Jessica Alba (Little Fockers, The Eye), Robert De Niro (Stone, Meet the Parents), Lindsay Lohan (Ugly Betty) and Cheech Marin (The Perfect Game, Cheech & Chong). Synopsis: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the [...] »

- Brian Corder

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The Hot Five!!

5 November 2009 6:05 PM, PST | JoBlo.com | See recent JoBlo news »

Here again is your weekly dose of the hottest five stories across the JoBlo Movie Network. Twilight Will Be Re-released In Theaters Insane Trailer For Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time J.J. Abrams Says The Next Star Trek May Or May Not Have Khan New Sherlock Holmes Trailer Is An Ass-kicking Good Time Jessica Alba Is All Bad Ass In New MacHete Poster Exclusive Clip From Horror Spoof Transylmania Buy The Terminator Franchise Before Joss Whedon Does!!... »

- Omar Aviles

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New Poster of Jessica Alba in Machete

5 November 2009 3:11 AM, PST | HeyUGuys.co.uk | See recent HeyUGuys news »

ComingSoon.net have spotted a new poster (click to enlarge) for Robert Rodriguez’ new movie, Machete which stars Jessica Alba.

Synopsis from ComingSoon:

“Machete” is based on the “fake” trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 Grindhouse. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy Ice agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.

More info as we get it.

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- David Sztypuljak

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Jessica Alba In Machete Poster

5 November 2009 1:53 AM, PST | EmpireOnline | See recent EmpireOnline news »

She's been busy for a little while now, off having a baby and dressing up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween, but Jessica Alba is back back back in Machete - and this first poster that Coming Soon found gives us a clue to her look in the film.In the film she plays a Us Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agent on the trail of Danny Trejo's Machete, the rogue Federale agent whois on the run after being double-crossed when asked to assassinate a corrupt Senator (Robert De Niro). Also in there are Cheech Marin as a priest, Steven Seagal as a drug-dealer and Michelle Rodriguez as a "saucy taco slinger". Click the image above for the full version on ComingSoon.net The film's currently at the American Film Market, so with luck there'll be more word on a distributor and release date shortly. »

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Jessica Alba Lays Down The Law In The First Machete Poster

5 November 2009 1:21 AM, PST | cinemablend.com | See recent Cinema Blend news »

I.m excited about Machete in a way that.s almost impossible to explain to anyone who doesn.t rate Planet Terror as one of their favorite zombie movies. Scratch that, most of you haven.t even seen Planet Terror, judging from the scant handful of people who showed up for the greatness of Grindhouse. I have a feeling that Robert Rodriguez.s Machete will fare better. It doesn.t hurt that it stars, among others, Jessica Alba. In fact Alba, as Sartana, is the first Machete character to get a real teaser poster. You.d think the first one would have been of Machete, but once you look at tight-jeans, white tank top Alba ready to lay down the law, you.ll be glad she went first. Click the poster below to see the a bigger, full version where it originated, over at Cs. »

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Jessica Alba “Machete” Poster

5 November 2009 1:13 AM, PST | Filmofilia | See recent Filmofilia news »

A new poster for Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez’s “Machete” is currently on display at the American Film Market (Afm), and it features a look at Jessica Alba as Sartana. Check it out below.

“Machete” is based on the “fake” trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 Grindhouse. The highly skilled Federale Machete (Danny Trejo) is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives the sniper’s bullet, and is soon out for revenge on his former employers, with the reluctant assistance of his old friend Cheech Marin, who has become a priest and taken a vow of nonviolence. If you hire him to take out the bad guys, make sure the bad guys aren’t you!

The film also stars Steven Seagal (Torrez), Jeff Fahey »

- Allan Ford

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See Jessica Alba in Machete

5 November 2009 12:57 AM, PST | TotalFilm | See recent TotalFilm news »

The first image of Jessica Alba playing Sartana in Robert Rodriguez' Machete has arrived on the web. The lads over at Coming Soon tracked down the image at the American Film Market and snapped a pic. Rodriguez has just shot the film, adapted from his spoof trailer in Grindhouse that sees Danny Trejo as a renegade former Mexican Federale on the run after he's double-crossed and framed by a crooked politician. Alba's character is an Ice (Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, in case you wondered) who has made it her mission to track him...

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- James White

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First Looks at Jessica Alba in Machete

4 November 2009 11:09 PM, PST | toxicshock.tv | See recent toxicshock news »

From The American Film Market, here’s a first looks poster of Jessica Alba as Sartana in the upcoming film “Machete” by director Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez (Sin City 3, Planet Terror) and starring Danny Trejo (The Expendables, Predators), Michelle Rodriguez (Avatar, Fast & Furious), Jessica Alba (Little Fockers, The Eye), Robert De Niro (Stone, Meet the Parents), Lindsay Lohan (Ugly Betty) and Cheech Marin (The Perfect Game, Cheech & Chong). Synopsis: The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he’s about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he’s been set up. He barely survives [...] »

- Brian Corder

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First Look at Jessica Alba in 'Machete' Found

4 November 2009 10:15 PM, PST | Aceshowbiz | See recent Aceshowbiz news »

Jessica Alba is listed among the actors tapped to star in Robert Rodriguez's "Machete", and the first look at her in character as Sartana has made its rounds. Brought into attention by Coming Soon, the first look came in the form of a capture of the film's character poster which is being displayed at the American Film Market.

The part of Sartana places the leading lady of "The Love Guru" as an immigration customs enforcement agent who is tracking the titular character down. She will be starring opposite Danny Trejo who takes on the role of Machete in the movie which cast ensemble also consists of Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Steven Seagal and Lindsay Lohan.

"Machete" centers its story around a renegade former Mexican Federale named Machete. Roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez, he reluctantly takes an offer from spin doctor Benz to assassinate corrupt Senator McLaughlin. »

- AceShowbiz.com

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Exclusive: Electra Avellan Talks 'Machete'

4 November 2009 6:30 PM, PST | FEARnet | See recent FEARnet news »

At last night's red carpet premiere of Black Waters of Echo's Pond, we caught up with one of the film's stars, Electra Avellan (a.k.a. one half of Planet Terror's Crazy Babysitter Twins), who told us about her role in Robert Rodriguez's upcoming Machete. Based on the faux trailer in Grindhouse, Machete will again see Danny Trejo's title character unleashing hell on earth upon corrupt politicians and various other ne'er-do-wells. Find out what Avellan told us about the film after the jump. Regarding the amount of humor that will be present in Machete (as opposed to drama), Avellan remarked, "In my opinion, I'm not speaking for Robert at all, this movie is taken more seriously [than]... »

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First Look: Jessica Alba in ‘Machete’

4 November 2009 5:34 PM, PST | newsinfilm.com | See recent newsinfilm news »

The American Film Market is going on this week in Santa Monica and a few sites are squeezing every morsel of news from the event.  Two sites nabbed a picture of a Machete one sheet featuring Jessica Alba as “Sartana.”  It just looks like Alba with a gun in her hand, but you won’t hear any complaining from me.

The rest of the posters were locked away, but the wild cast also includes Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Steven Seagal, Don Johnson, and Rose McGowan.  Robert Rodriguez shot the expanded Grindhouse trailer in August here in Austin, TX.  It’s set for distribution April 16, 2010 by Sony Pictures.

This image comes from ComingSoon.net, but it should be noted Bloody-Disgusting snapped their own version as well:

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- Jeff Leins

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Alba's Machete poster

4 November 2009 5:14 PM, PST | JoBlo.com | See recent JoBlo news »

Absolutely no secret that I'm jonesing like hell to see what Robert Rodriguez has in store for us with his full-length MacHete, and one of those things in store is Jessica Alba as a ruthless manhunter. And surely a damn good-looking one too. Folks lucky enough to attend this year's American Film Market currently raging in Santa Monica were treated to a life-size promo poster featuring Jess looking like... well not really like Jess, but who cares, it's MacHete and she's hot anyway. The... »

- Tony Lang

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Afm '09: Promo One Sheet for 'Machete'

4 November 2009 1:05 PM, PST | bloody-disgusting.com | See recent Bloody-Disgusting.com news »

On display at this week's Afm were a slew of character posters for Robert Rodriguez's highly anticipated MacHete. While they were all under lock and key, we were able to snap a shot of Jessica Alba in the film, which can be viewed beyond the break. Ethan Maniquis co-directed the film starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Robert De Niro, Steven Seagal, Cheech Marin, Don Johnson, Jeff Fahey, Elise Avellan, Electra Avellan and Tom Savini. Machete is a Mexican ex-Federale with a gift for wielding a blade, who hides out as a day laborer, who is double-crossed by a corrupt state senator. »

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First Look: Jessica Alba Machete Poster!

4 November 2009 | Comingsoon.net | See recent Comingsoon.net news »

ComingSoon.net spotted a new poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete today at the American Film Market (Afm) featuring Jessica Alba as Sartana! "Machete" is based on the "fake" trailer in Rodriguez's 2007 Grindhouse . The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All... »

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New Poster of Jessica Alba in 'Machete'

3 November 2009 10:45 PM, PST | CinemaSpy | See recent CinemaSpy news »

A new poster for Robert Rodriguez's Machete is currently on display at the American Film Market, and it features a look at Jessica Alba as Sartana. The folks over at ComingSoon.net captured the photo, which you can check out below.

In the film based upon the trailer featured in Grindhouse, Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roams the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal).

Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his "holy" brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy Ice agent with a special interest in the blade slinger. »

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Live-Action ‘Jetsons’ Movie Gets ‘Smart’ New Director

2 November 2009 11:32 AM, PST | ScreenRant.com | See recent Screen Rant news »

How did this news slip past us all? According to a source that the guys over at Pajiba have, Robert Rodriguez won’t be directing the long in-development live-action Jetsons movie. It was only this summer that we got word that The Jetsons was firmly on its way, with an early draft of the script having been written, and Rodriguez himself sounding enthusiastic after he said he’s been working on ideas for the adaptation for a long time.

However, Rodriguez has his fingers in a lot of pies right about now: He has his full-length Machete movie (currently in the editing stages); he’s heavily involved in the Predators reboot; apparently he has Spy Kids 4 in the works (it was only a matter of time…); and, of course, there’s the much-anticipated, long gestating Sin City 2 (which could be filming next year, last we heard). So it’s kind of understandable, »

- Ross Miller

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Peter Segal Eyes ‘Dirty Old Men,’ Possibly ‘The Jetsons’

1 November 2009 11:03 PM, PST | FilmSchoolRejects.com | See recent FilmSchoolRejects news »

Director Peter Segal (Tommy Boy, Get Smart) is making news today from a few different places. Apparently, his directorial slate -- which still includes the long-gestating superhero flick Shazam! -- could be getting very busy in the near future. Up first is a story from THR, who reports that Segal is eying the Warner Bros. comedy known currently as Dirty Old Men (working title). It revolves around an an aging playboy who finally meets the love of his life and his best friend and wingman for the past 40 years who does everything to break up the new couple. Morgan Freeman has already signed onto the project to play the trusty wingman and exec produce, and he's said to be thinking of re-teaming with The Bucket List co-star Jack Nicholson, or so the studio hopes. The tone is being described as Wedding Crashers meets The 40-Year Old Virgin, even though that doesn't make a whole lot of sense »

- Neil Miller

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