- Angie Lopez: You used a book my mom gave me to kill a spider?
- George Lopez: Kill? I wish. I just got two of its legs, Angie. It's still around here somewhere training, getting stronger.
- Angie Lopez: What's the confirmation code for our hotel reservation?
- George Lopez: Oh, it's uh... C as in Charles... 3PO... dash, R2, D2.