Quotes
Test Stress (Never Too Late to Loon/Lil' Sneezer/To Bleep or Not to Bleep)
Tiny Toon Adventures
- Plucky Duck: Ya gotta help me, Shirl!
- Shirley the Loon: Get invisible Plucky. Your whining is stressing out my aura to the max, you lunchmeat!
- Plucky Duck: Couldn't you channel just a little bit of Einstein? How bout' his mustache?
- Shirley the Loon: Oooh, all right, I'll do it! Anything to get you out of my hair!
- Plucky Duck: [jumping for joy] Oh, joy! Rapture! I'm gonna be a genius!
- [He kisses Shirley's foot, then continues jumping]
- Shirley the Loon: I call upon the spirit world to answer my refrain. Channel the genius of Einstein into this duck's pea brain!
- [Shirley pokes Plucky's head, then lighting strikes Plucky]
- Plucky Duck: Nice effect.
- Buster Bunny: Hey-a, Loon girl... any guess as what today's mystery meal is ?
- Shirley the Loon: Oooh, like this requires telekinetic communication, Buster. I'll have to, like, meld with the meal. Ok, it's coming. I am... I am... Poultry.
- Plucky Duck: Let's do lunch.
- Shirley the Loon: Ew! I just lost my appetite!
- Fowlmouth: Listen ears! I'm *bleep* in love! I got to get Shirley to be my live bird! Help me, will ya? Would ya?
- Fowlmouth: Aw *bleep*, Buster. Look what I did. *bleep*! Now Shirley will never *bleep* give me the time of day.
- Buster Bunny: Uh-uh. Not until you've cleaned up your mouth!
- Fowlmouth: I *bleep* just got to ask her to the dance this Saturday!
- Plucky Duck: [talking like Albert Einstein] Ze size of ze guest room is in the right proportion to the number of freeloading in-laws staying at your house.
- Shirley the Loon: What are you talking about?
- Plucky Duck: Einstein's theory of relative-ity, of course.
- Shirley the Loon: Geek me out.
- Shirley the Loon: [Falls down from floating] Ewww, like mondo negatory vibes! Who's invading my space?
- Little Sneezer: Gee, I never dressed up as a sand-a-wich before. This is fun, don't you think? Hey, I wonder why they call them sand-a-wiches? There's no sand in them. Maybe a witch invented them. I'm a-scared of witches. I saw The Wizard of Oz and I cried and I cried and I cried all night. Waaah...
- Buster Bunny: Golly... Gosh... Buster? F.M.! You just said three whole sentences without swearing!
- Fowlmouth: Sure, there's little kids here, you know. What, do you think I'm crude or something?