Tiny Toon Adventures (TV Series)

Test Stress (Never Too Late to Loon/Lil' Sneezer/To Bleep or Not to Bleep) (1990)

Gail Matthius: Shirley the Loon

Quotes 

• Plucky Duck : Ya gotta help me, Shirl!

  Shirley the Loon : Get invisible Plucky. Your whining is stressing out my aura to the max, you lunchmeat!

• Plucky Duck : Couldn't you channel just a little bit of Einstein? How bout' his mustache?

  Shirley the Loon : Oooh, all right, I'll do it! Anything to get you out of my hair!

  Plucky Duck : [jumping for joy]  Oh, joy! Rapture! I'm gonna be a genius!

  [He kisses Shirley's foot, then continues jumping] 

  Shirley the Loon : I call upon the spirit world to answer my refrain. Channel the genius of Einstein into this duck's pea brain!

  [Shirley pokes Plucky's head, then lighting strikes Plucky] 

  Plucky Duck : Nice effect.

• Buster Bunny : Hey-a, Loon girl... any guess as what today's mystery meal is ?

  Shirley the Loon : Oooh, like this requires telekinetic communication, Buster. I'll have to, like, meld with the meal. Ok, it's coming. I am... I am... Poultry.

  Plucky Duck : Let's do lunch.

  Shirley the Loon : Ew! I just lost my appetite!

• Shirley : Oh, what a loon I am... Oh, what a loon I am...

• Plucky Duck : How bout' just a peek at old Stiney's brain? Hmmm?

  Shirley the Loon : Ewww!

• Plucky Duck : [talking like Albert Einstein]  Ze size of ze guest room is in the right proportion to the number of freeloading in-laws staying at your house.

  Shirley the Loon : What are you talking about?

  Plucky Duck : Einstein's theory of relative-ity, of course.

  Shirley the Loon : Geek me out.

• Shirley the Loon : [Falls down from floating]  Ewww, like mondo negatory vibes! Who's invading my space?