- Buster Bunny: [Buster and Max are fighting over the Queen's jewels in separate runaway horse and carriages] Unhand those jewels, you blighter!
- Montana Max: Egotist!
- Buster Bunny: Bounder!
- Montana Max: Goody-goody!
- Buster Bunny: Dweeb!
- Montana Max: Upstart!
- Buster Bunny: Wastrel!
- Montana Max: Milksop!
- Buster Bunny: Yuppie!
- Montana Max: Inside trader!
- Buster Bunny: Televangelist!
- [Big Ben strikes four o'clock; the horse and carriages stop for tea time]
- Buster Bunny: Anyone care for a crumpet?
- Babs Bunny: Thanks, no. They give me the winds, something awful.
- Buster Bunny: [looks at watch] Oops, time to go!
- [the chase resumes]
- Buster Bunny: Sludge!
- Montana Max: Rapscallion!
- Buster Bunny: Ninja Turtle!
- Babs Bunny: [the two horse and carriages are headed towards a cliff; one of them flies off the cliff and falls]
- [narrating]
- Babs Bunny: Yes, the quick thinking of the driver in the green cab saved his passengers from a fate that surely would've entailed lifelong disfigurement and agonizing pain.
- Buster Bunny: [at the bottom of the cliff] Unfortunately, I was in the BLUE cab.
- Buster Bunny: Hmm, let's see, should I take an Earldom in Dukeshire, or a Dukedom in Earlshire? Or should I just have some worcestershire?
- [takes food from a waiter's plate]
- Buster Bunny: Of course, I am a humble hare. My peasants may bend on one knee only... well, maybe one and a half.