The Riches (TV Series)

Cinderella (2007)

Gregg Henry: Hugh Panetta

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Hugh Panetta : Good morning Doug. Know what I'm gonna say? Guess.

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  I have no idea.

  Hugh Panetta : Go on, guess.

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  Well... you're in love with me.

  Hugh Panetta : No.

• Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  I want to be a partner, Hugh. I want to sign partnership papers with a Panco pen. I want to learn the Panco secret handshake. I want to get the keys to some partners only, executive bathroom, where the oragami's ... cut out of ... origami shapes. I want to wipe my ass with a swan, Hugh.

  Hugh Panetta : Not even I get to wipe my ass with a swan, Doug. Okay, man. I'm gonna marinade it over. Weigh the pros and cons. Let you know real soon. In the meantime, you need to invite me to a dinner.

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  A dinner?

  Hugh Panetta : Exactly. A dinner. You invite me over. I'll check out your house, your friends, your family. See if you're partnership material.

• Hugh Panetta : [Sam, pretending to be Sam Rich comes downstairs to a formal dinner in a dress.]  Who's this pretty lady? And where's your other son, Doug? Didn't you say you have two?

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  This is my son, Hugh. This is Sam.

  Nina : I hear he loves the theatre.

  Di Di Malloy : [pretending to be Di Di Rich]  Oh, yes, he does. We're actually just on our way to the school play after we finish eating. Isn't that right, Sam?

  [Sam nods in agreement] 

  Hugh Panetta : Well, sorry, partner, I didn't recognize you as a member of the B-Team.

  Sam Malloy : [pretending to be Sam Rich]  What's the B-Team?

  Hugh Panetta : Boys. The boys' team.

• Hugh Panetta : You want to be a partner?

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  That's what I went to law school for.

• Hugh Panetta : [to Chunky K]  I want you to think of three adjectives that describe Doug and Cherien. And if I like your adjectives, I'm gonna make Doug here a partner. If I don't, he's out on the street.

• Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherien Rich, walking in on Hugh and Chunky K]  Jesus Christ, Chunky!

  Hugh Panetta : What's wrong with you? Shut the God damn door!

• Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  You want to make me a partner, right now, right here?

  Hugh Panetta : Why the hell not?

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  Maybe later.