Quotes
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[it is the night of Jack's big NBC fireworks show. Liz, Pete, and Floyd watch on TV]
Al Roker : [on TV] Welcome to the "Rockefellar Center Salute to Fireworks." Now, without further ado, three hours of fireworks!
[numerous fireworks surround the building, growing in intensity]
Floyd : Wait, fireworks... in midtown?
Liz Lemon : On a day that's *not* the 4th of July.
[the fireworks continue to gain intensity and a high shot on TV shows what looks like explosions surrounding the building]
Pete Hornberger : [spits out his popcorn] Oh, my God!
Liz Lemon : [dryly] Oh, boy. That's gonna scare a lot of people.
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Liz Lemon : But he was going to church in the middle of the day on a Tuesday. What do you think that means?
Pete Hornberger : It means he probably murdered someone and found God while he was in jail. Maybe he's born-again?
Liz Lemon : Ugh, boy. We'll spend our Saturdays in Central Park trying to "save" gay rollerbladers.
