Scrubs (TV Series)

My Therapeutic Month (2007)

Julian Berlin: Anne

Quotes 

• Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Excuse me, Anne? Hey. My life really hasn't been in the best place lately. I recently broke up with my girlfriend, who I impregnated on the first date. Don't worry, she miscarried, okay. And I haven't even begun to think about asking anyone else out, mostly because I'm concerned that the stress that lovemaking would put on my body might cause me to pass out, much like I do when I defecate. I also live in a tent and just got a DUI. I know that as a physical therapist, you can appreciate someone who's trying to get their life back on track. Will you please let me take you to dinner and show you that I'm really just a nice guy who's fallen on some hard times?

  Dr. Anne Chase : No.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Well, just no? Do you wanna elaborate on the "No"?

  Dr. Anne Chase : Nope.

• Dr. Anne Chase : Hi, I'm Anne Chase, Brian's physical therapist.

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Konichiwa...

  Private Brian Dancer : I'd love to put my ear on her butt to see if I could hear the ocean...

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : Oh, Brian, you're doing that thing where you say your thoughts out loud. It's a side-effect of his injury.

  Dr. Anne Chase : Oh...

  Dr. John 'J.D.' Dorian : [narrating while he and Bryan wink at each other]  It wasn't, but we'd been having fun since we came up with that.