- Richard Hammond: Did you come on the bus?
- James May: No, I'm in my car.
- Jeremy Clarkson: Did it break down?
- James May: No, I just had to stop and fill it up with electricity.
- Richard Hammond: My speedo's a bit... optimistic. I was stuck behind a tractor earlier which was going at 50 according to this.
- James May: [Could be referring to manhood] 'As you can imagine mine is much bigger than Richards'
- Jeremy Clarkson: 'Unlike James' mine is white'
- James May: [Talking about the vehicles they bought] 'As you can imagine mine is much bigger than Richards'
- Jeremy Clarkson: 'Unlike James' mine is white'