Memorable quotes for
St. Trinian's (2007) More at IMDbPro »

Miss Fritton: Don't you think I make a remarkable queen?

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Annabelle Fritton: Daddy, you can't expect me to stay here. It's like Hogwarts for Pikeys!

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Miss Dickinson: With your girlish wiles and your minxy ways and now your criminal cunning, you know what you are?
Chelsea: A washed up slapper.

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Tania, Tara: We've got double chemistry tommorrow, we'll work on the explosives then.

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Flash Harry: I wanted to talk to you about the problems with the last batch.
Tania, Tara: Problems, Flash?
Flash Harry: The slightly bitter aftertaste, the people going blind after the second glass, that lady wot died...
Tania: She was old.
Tara: She could have gone at any time.
Flash Harry: She was thirty-eight.
Tania, Tara: Yeah?

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[answering a fruit-based quiz question]
Matron: Papau.
Chelsea: Um...
Matron: Papau!
Chelsea: Um...!
Quiz host: I will have to hurry you, I'm afraid
Matron: PAPAU! PAPAU!
Chelsea: [tentatively] Is it... Pineapple?
Matron: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Quiz host: That is Correct!
Matron: [quietly] Oh.

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Miss Fritton: [quietly] Snooty cow.
[realising Ms Bagstock heard her]
Miss Fritton: [shouting] Emily Snooty-Cow! DO remember to stretch! Good girl!
[confused looks from pitch]

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Chelsea: Oh my god! You want us to steal Scarlett Johansson?

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Tania: You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

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Carnaby Fritton: Who are you?
Flash Harry: [sputters for a second] Uh... German!

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[loud fart echoes from the St. Trinians quiz team]
Chelsea: I am so sorry... its a side effect of my raisin-and-ryvita diet!
[disgusted looks]
Quiz host: Contrary to popular belief... better in than out.

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Flash Harry: What’s this then? A sweet? A mini cigar?
[sucks on the end]
Taylor: They're tampons Flash.
[disgusted gagging noise as Flash spits it out]
Taylor: Women don’t just want to feel beautiful on the outside!

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Emo Girl: We're not goth, we're emo.

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Tania: [takes out a pack of Cigarettes]
Kelly: Tania what are you doing? You're ten! And you're carrying high-explosives!
Tania: It's not what you think Kel!
[puts Cigarettes up her nose]
Tara: It's for the smell!
Tania, Tara: We saw it on CSI!

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Miss Fritton: Ah, Ms Bagstock, your girlish laughter hit me like the lash of a hunting crop.

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Bursar: OK girls, let's play clean. No biting, no scratching... kicking, no gouging, no kickboxing, no punching, no slapping, no spitting... uh... no gouging! And no no-regulation equipment. James, this is with you!
[James is using a knife to sharpen her hockey stick into a spear]
Bursar: OK, into position!
[Bursar blows the whistle to start the game, and is immediately KO'ed with a stick blow]

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