Stargate: Atlantis (TV Series)

Doppelganger (2007)

Jewel Staite: Dr. Jennifer Keller

Quotes 

• Dr. Jennifer Keller : [Keller is describing her nightmare]  It was terrifying. There you were with this disgusting alien bug crawling out of your stomach, and Colonel Sheppard was acting like it was the coolest thing he'd ever seen.

  Ronon Dex : That sounds like that movie.

  Dr. Jennifer Keller : Yeah, Alien. Have you seen it?

  Teyla Emmagan : Colonel Sheppard speaks of it often.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : I still remember the first time I saw it. Certainly did not think it was cool.

  Dr. Jennifer Keller : One time in med school, I made the mistake of confiding to my partner in biology class that it had caused my all-time worst nightmares. He actually planted a live snake inside a cadaver I was working on.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Well, I never saw it as a kid. I knew from the poster it was gonna be too scary. I was 16 when a neighbourhood theatre had a horror revival festival. I thought, great... date, movie. So... Jocelyn Rutger, third period science. Bit of a geek, but she had a great, um... Anyway, you know how girls get all, uh, scared, curl up on your shoulder?

  Teyla Emmagan : Your planet has some truly strange rituals.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Anyway, I eat when I get nervous.

  Ronon Dex : [being sarcastic]  Really? I hadn't noticed.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : So, very tense, working like a charm. Jocelyn's all freaked out beside me. I'm packing away the Goobers and the popcorn. And then the alien bursts out of John Hurt.

  Teyla Emmagan : You didn't?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Puked all over her.

  Ronon Dex : [smiling]  I have *got* to see this movie!

• Dr. Jennifer Keller : Have you had any nightmares lately?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Not a night goes by. Last night I dreamt that Colonel Carter invited me to her quarters for dinner.

  Teyla Emmagan : Maybe you shouldn't be telling us this, Rodney.

  Dr. Jennifer Keller : Yeah, I said nightmare, not delusional male fantasy.

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Wait and listen. Turns out she was serving lemon chicken. I mean, lemon, and the only reason she invited me to dinner was to tell me she was promoting Zelenka over me.

  Ronon Dex : That's it?

  Dr. Rodney McKay : Then I was eaten by a whale. Don't ask how that happened.