George Lopez (TV Series)

George Nieces a New Media Room (2007)

Aimee Garcia: Veronica Palmero

Quotes 

• George Lopez : He's not staying the night at our house again.

  Veronica : You'd rather we went to a sleazy motel?

  George Lopez : I'll make the reservation.

• Veronica : [a large bunny's at their picnic table]  Tell me this is stuffed, and not Mike in a bunny suit.

  George Lopez : I didn't think of that. Mike, are you in there?

  [grabs golf club] 

  George Lopez : Mike?

  [clubs the rabbit in the crotch] 

  George Lopez : It's stuffed, or I got him.

• Veronica : I'm tired of dating guys my age. They play games and I wind up getting hurt. At least with Mike, I know it's not serious. We're just having fun. It's casual.

  George Lopez : And what about Mike's wife? Is she having fun too?

  Veronica : Oh, his wife doesn't get him anymore. She has trust issues. Every time he's working late, she thinks he's cheating.

  George Lopez : Maybe next time you're hiding under the bed, you can slide out and explain it to her.

• Veronica : Uncle George, I can handle it, okay?

  George Lopez : No, you can't. You're in way over your head.

  [to Angie] 

  George Lopez : Look, I told you we'd end up raising another kid, and we can't even punish her by sending her to her room because then she has high def and surround sound. I mean, I guess I could program it to two-channel stereo, but then everybody loses.

• Veronica : Mike's gonna be in jail for a couple of days and I can get a restraining order tomorrow.

  Angie Lopez : Well, I hope you learned your lesson.

  George Lopez : You don't get to say that. You didn't throw down with some British dressmaker. Sewing must make your hands strong because that dude almost choked me out.