George Lopez (TV Series)

George Nieces a New Media Room (2007)

Jason Connery: Mike

Quotes 

• George Lopez : [after Mike shows up at the Lopez house looking for Veronica]  Dude, leave my niece alone. Man, you're married! And why do you have a suitcase?

  Mike : I just left my wife. I love you, Veronica. Now nothing stands between us being together.

  George Lopez : There is one thing: WAAPAHH!

  [shuts the door in his face] 

• George Lopez : [after Mike appears in Veronica's bedroom]  What the hell are you doing here?

  Mike : Hey, this is none of your business.

  George Lopez : My niece, my business.

  Mike : [pushes George away]  Take your hands off me.

  George Lopez : Look, there's not gonna be any fighting. Just relax, all right? Let's talk about this like two civilized...

  [hits Mike] 

  George Lopez : [to Angie and Veronica]  I just lost the element of surprise! Call 9-1-1!