The Riches (TV Series)

Reckless Gardening (2007)

Eddie Izzard: Wayne Malloy

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Quotes 

• Lawyer : What the hell is this?

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  That'd be a zero, Anne.

• Wayne Malloy : Well, I take it you're still a virgin?

  Ken Dannegan : If ya don't count self pleasurin'.

  Wayne Malloy : I wanna ask your professional opinion about something. Can we get a body in here?

  [pointing to the boot] 

  Ken Dannegan : Sure.

  [Ken climbs into the boot] 

  Ken Dannegan : Look!

  Wayne Malloy : You're right.

  [Wayne closes the boot, with Ken still in it] 

  Ken Dannegan : Hey! Do I just wait in here?

• Hugh Panetta : I didn't create alligators, I'm not God.

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  No, but you got eight fish and wildlife citations warning you not to build on an alligator habitat.

  Hugh Panetta : So maybe she should have thought of that before she went outside and started all of that reckless gardening. Some people are morons, Doug. Don't ever underestimate that.

• Hugh Panetta : I don't have any friends. I wonder why that is Doug?

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  Because you're an asshole.

• Cael Malloy : Okay, she took Di's fingerprints. She's gonna have a permanent record.

  Wayne Malloy : Shit!

• Wayne Malloy : Dahlia, what are you doing here?

  Dahlia Malloy : Hugh offered me a job. I'm gonna take him up on it.