The Riches (TV Series)

Reckless Gardening (2007)

Gregg Henry: Hugh Panetta

Quotes 

• Hugh Panetta : Bullshit, I think you just wanna blow me.

  Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherien Rich]  You're right. I wanna blow you. I wanna blow you so bad, Hugh. Drop your pants. Come on now, don't be shy. That way I can take a picture of your little ol' ding dong for my sexual harassment lawsuit! That way I won't ever have to work again!

• Hugh Panetta : [to Dahlia, who is pretending to be Cherien Rich]  Get your fingernails out of my balls!

• Hugh Panetta : [to Dahlia, who is pretending to be Cherien Rich]  You're the craziest bitch I've ever met.

• Hugh Panetta : Doug don't know you're still popping pills, does he?

  Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherien Rich]  You're a real bastard. No wonder you have nightmares.

• Hugh Panetta : I didn't create alligators, I'm not God.

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  No, but you got eight fish and wildlife citations warning you not to build on an alligator habitat.

  Hugh Panetta : So maybe she should have thought of that before she went outside and started all of that reckless gardening. Some people are morons, Doug. Don't ever underestimate that.

• Hugh Panetta : I don't have any friends. I wonder why that is Doug?

  Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich]  Because you're an asshole.