The Riches (TV Series)

Reckless Gardening (2007)

Minnie Driver: Dahlia Malloy

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Quotes 

• Hugh Panetta : Bullshit, I think you just wanna blow me.

  Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherien Rich]  You're right. I wanna blow you. I wanna blow you so bad, Hugh. Drop your pants. Come on now, don't be shy. That way I can take a picture of your little ol' ding dong for my sexual harassment lawsuit! That way I won't ever have to work again!

• Hugh Panetta : Doug don't know you're still popping pills, does he?

  Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherien Rich]  You're a real bastard. No wonder you have nightmares.

• Di Di Malloy : [about Ken]  Why does he have to stay with us?

  Dahlia Malloy : 'Cause, you know, a fiancé always stays with the in-laws in the run-up to the weeding. It's tradition.

  Di Di Malloy : Well, I'm not gonna marry him.

  Dahlia Malloy : Well it's tradition. That's all im saying. It goes all the way back to the Middle Ages in Ireland. It's your tradition.

• Dahlia Malloy : [pretending to be Cherien Rich, to Hugh]  I want to know how you got clean.

• Wayne Malloy : Dahlia, what are you doing here?

  Dahlia Malloy : Hugh offered me a job. I'm gonna take him up on it.