Psych (TV Series)

He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not, He Loves Me, Oops He's Dead (2007)

Maggie Lawson: Juliet O'Hara

Quotes 

• Lorraine : This is a speed dating first! You and you are a one hundred percent match from your personality questionnaires. I smell love!

  [beat] 

  Juliet O'Hara : I need a drink.

  Shawn Spencer : I gotta pee.

• Carlton Lassiter : [reading a note that Shawn wrote during one of his "episodes"]  "To Lassie: On the alpine highway of life, you are my all-weather tires. H and K's, Shawn." What the hell is this?

  Juliet O'Hara : [grinning]  H and K's stands for Hugs and Kisses.

• [on their "speed date"] 

  Shawn Spencer : You, me, Burgess Meredith, Hume Cronyn, Nipsey Russell, deserted island. Who are you going to sleep with?

  Juliet O'Hara : Wait... so it's you or a bunch of dead guys?

  Shawn Spencer : Fair. I'll give you Scatman Crothers.

  Juliet O'Hara : Dead.

  Shawn Spencer : Flip Wilson?

  Juliet O'Hara : Also dead.

  Shawn Spencer : Donald Pleasance?

  Juliet O'Hara : None of the above.

  Shawn Spencer : None of the above? Jules, are you kidding me? You...

  [timer goes off] 

  Shawn Spencer : You're going to miss me, aren't you? Little bit? Have fun on your next date. But I want you to think about that, okay? Like, if that really happened?

  Juliet O'Hara : [gets up]  Bye, Shawn.

• Juliet O'Hara : Wow, I had no idea you were so serious about bowling.

  Shawn Spencer : Quite serious, quite serious. Matter of fact, LEGO wants to sponsor me this year.

  Juliet O'Hara : Oh my God, that's great!

  Shawn Spencer : They also want me to wear shoes made out of LEGOs, so I'm torn.

• Shawn Spencer : You need to show some chest hair. Chicks dig the sternum bush! Jules, back me up on the sternum bush.

  Juliet O'Hara : I'm gonna go.