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My Muppet Valentine
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Fozzie
: Hey, Rowlf, wanna hear a funny joke?
Rowlf
: Not now, Fozzie. I'm busy.
Fozzie
: Okay, here goes: what kind of food do you eat with your mouth open? *See* food. Nyuk, nyuk. Get it? See food. Ha ha ha. Pretty funny, huh?
Scooter
: What happened. Fozzie?
Fozzie
: Uh, Rowlf went into the closet to think about my joke. He'll probably come out when he thinks it's funny.
Skeeter
: Gosh, we'll never see him again.
Fozzie
: Yeah... Huh?
[
Scooter programs his computer to write a Valentine's poem
]
Computer
: Roses are red... pickles are blue.
Scooter
,
Rowlf
: Huh?
Computer
: Have a nice banana, you live at the zoo.
[
in a different voice
]
Computer
: Do not pass go, do not collect $200!
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