- [the car has stopped on railroad tracks and a train is coming]
- Piggy: All right now, calm down, everyone. Come on, Kermit, step on it.
- Kermit: Um, gee, um, the... the motor won't start, Piggy.
- Piggy: WHAT?
- [everyone panics as the train comes closer]
- Piggy: Kermit, look out!
- [Karate chops the hood and the engine starts right up]
- Kermit: Thanks, Piggy.
- Piggy: You're welcome. NOW GET US OUTTA HERE!
- Piggy: I know what Kermie's wish is going to be.
- Kermit: You do?
- Piggy: Uh-huh. O, genie of the magic lamp, Kermit's wish is to get married and live happily ever after with moi.
- Kermit: What?
- Skeeter: Wait a minute, Piggy. You already got your one wish.
- Piggy: But this isn't my wish, Skeeter. It's Kermit's.
- Kermit: It is?
- Piggy: Uh-huh. Go ahead, Animal.
- Animal: Make wish! Alaka...
- Kermit: No! Wait, Animal! Wait!
- Animal: Huh?
- Piggy: What's the matter, Kermit? Don't you want to marry me?
- Kermit: Well, uh, I mean, it's... Well, uh...
- Piggy: That's better.
- Kermit: Ooh.
- Piggy: Go ahead, Animal.
- Animal: Okay. Alaka...
- Kermit: No! Wait!
- Piggy: Now what?
- Kermit: It's just that I don't wanna waste a wish.
- Piggy: WHAT?
- Kermit: I mean, on something that's gonna happen for sure anyway.
- Piggy: Oh, Kermie, you're so romantic.
- Kermit: Whew!