Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Gonzo's Video Show (1984)

Frank Welker: Kermit

Quotes 

• [repeated lines] 

  Kermit : And so, Princess Piggy and Kermit Skyhopper lived happily ever after. The end.

• Kermit : Come on, Gonzo, stop goofing off; we've only got an hour to make our movie.

  Gonzo : Sorry, Kermit.

  Piggy : And I'm going to be the producer.

  Kermit : Gee, what do producers do, Piggy?

  Piggy : THEY FIRE DIRECTORS!

  [she screams as she grabs Gonzo's nose] 

• Kermit : I knew I should have taken light-saber lessons instead of tennis lessons. Can I use the Force now, Obi-Rowlf?

  Rowlf : Not yet, Kermit Skyhopper.

• Fozzie : Oh, I know who I could play.

  [he rushes to the costume drawer and pulls out two belts] 

  Fozzie : I could play Whoobacca the Cookie.

  Kermit : Um, that's Chewbacca the Wookiee, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : [trying to slip on the two belts like sashes]  That's what I said, Whoochacca the Bookie.

• Kermit : [pulling his wagon up to the imaginary drive-in theater to watch the Babies' remake of "Star Wars"]  Beep-beep! Hey, wait for me!

  [noticing Gonzo's cardboard convertible] 

  Kermit : Hey, Gonzo, what's wrong with your car?

  Gonzo : Aw, gee, I guess I'm not pretending hard enough.

  [his car shape-shifts into a red convertible] 

  Gonzo : How's that?

  Kermit : Better.

• Fozzie : It's The Fozzie Bear Show live!

  [the audience cheers] 

  Fozzie : And here's the star of our show, that funny bear you've all been waiting for... Me! Are you ready for my first joke?

  [the audience cheers] 

  Fozzie : Great, here it is. Why do firemen wear red suspenders? Give up? To hold their pants up. Wokka wokka wokka!

  [the audience cheers harder] 

  Fozzie : Did you hear them, Kermit? They laughed at my joke and they didn't even throw tomatoes.

  Kermit : Uh, Fozzie, could I talk to you for a minute?

  Fozzie : Sure. What is it?

  Kermit : Um, they're not laughing at your joke, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : No? What are they laughing at?

  Kermit : [points up]  Um, that.

  [a giant tomato is seen hanging above Fozzie and it falls on him] 

  Fozzie : Gee, maybe if I juggled tomatoes, people would throw jokes.