Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Gonzo's Video Show (1984)

Russi Taylor: Gonzo

Quotes 

• Gonzo : [trying to focus the camera on Fozzie]  Hey, stay in focus; you're fuzzy.

  Fozzie : No way, Gonzo; I'm not fuzzy, I'm Fozzie, and I've got a great joke for ya. There was this guy, see...

  Animal : [interrupting]  CUUUUUUUT!

  [cackles] 

  Gonzo : Animal!

• Kermit : Come on, Gonzo, stop goofing off; we've only got an hour to make our movie.

  Gonzo : Sorry, Kermit.

  Piggy : And I'm going to be the producer.

  Kermit : Gee, what do producers do, Piggy?

  Piggy : THEY FIRE DIRECTORS!

  [she screams as she grabs Gonzo's nose] 

• Kermit : [pulling his wagon up to the imaginary drive-in theater to watch the Babies' remake of "Star Wars"]  Beep-beep! Hey, wait for me!

  [noticing Gonzo's cardboard convertible] 

  Kermit : Hey, Gonzo, what's wrong with your car?

  Gonzo : Aw, gee, I guess I'm not pretending hard enough.

  [his car shape-shifts into a red convertible] 

  Gonzo : How's that?

  Kermit : Better.