Muppet Babies (TV Series)

Gonzo's Video Show (1984)

Greg Berg: Fozzie, Scooter

Quotes 

• Gonzo : [trying to focus the camera on Fozzie]  Hey, stay in focus; you're fuzzy.

  Fozzie : No way, Gonzo; I'm not fuzzy, I'm Fozzie, and I've got a great joke for ya. There was this guy, see...

  Animal : [interrupting]  CUUUUUUUT!

  [cackles] 

  Gonzo : Animal!

• Fozzie : Oh, I know who I could play.

  [he rushes to the costume drawer and pulls out two belts] 

  Fozzie : I could play Whoobacca the Cookie.

  Kermit : Um, that's Chewbacca the Wookiee, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : [trying to slip on the two belts like sashes]  That's what I said, Whoochacca the Bookie.

• Skeeter : [when Gonzo holds the camera]  Shoot me, Gonzo!

  Scooter : Me first! I'm older!

  Skeeter : Only by a minute!

• Fozzie : It's The Fozzie Bear Show live!

  [the audience cheers] 

  Fozzie : And here's the star of our show, that funny bear you've all been waiting for... Me! Are you ready for my first joke?

  [the audience cheers] 

  Fozzie : Great, here it is. Why do firemen wear red suspenders? Give up? To hold their pants up. Wokka wokka wokka!

  [the audience cheers harder] 

  Fozzie : Did you hear them, Kermit? They laughed at my joke and they didn't even throw tomatoes.

  Kermit : Uh, Fozzie, could I talk to you for a minute?

  Fozzie : Sure. What is it?

  Kermit : Um, they're not laughing at your joke, Fozzie.

  Fozzie : No? What are they laughing at?

  Kermit : [points up]  Um, that.

  [a giant tomato is seen hanging above Fozzie and it falls on him] 

  Fozzie : Gee, maybe if I juggled tomatoes, people would throw jokes.