Scrubs (TV Series)
My Words of Wisdom (2007)
Ken Jenkins: Dr. Bob Kelso
Quotes
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Dr. Kelso : [to Keith] You nagger.
Snoop Dogg Intern : What did you call him, punk-ass?
Dr. Kelso : A nagger.
Snoop Dogg Intern : OK, we're cool.
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Dr. Kelso : [reading his paper as Cox enters the doctors' lounge] Perry, could I ask you a favor?
Dr. Perry Cox : Actually, Bob, out of respect for Laverne, no. You see, according to the Right Reverend Jimmy T. Gibbons, that's the name I gave the minister in my mind... every day, Bob, every day I am to take 20 minutes for myself. Right about now, I'm going to be entering my imaginary, soundproof glass bubble.
[opens the imaginary glass bubble and enters it]
Dr. Perry Cox : That way, I don't have to be bo...
[closes the imaginary glass bubble continuing to move his lips as its voice was inaudible, then he sits on the couch and starts to read the paper]
Dr. Kelso : [continuing to read the paper] I was just going to ask you to keep your yapper shut while I read the paper, so everybody wins.
Lonnie : [entering the lounge] Dr Cox.
Dr. Kelso : You might want to know. He's in an imaginary glass bubble.
[Lonnie pretends to knock]
Dr. Perry Cox : [opens the imaginary glass bubble's door] What?
Lonnie : I need help with a patient.
Dr. Perry Cox : Twenty minutes.
[closes the imaginary glass bubble's door]
Lonnie : Hey... how long does it takes for an old woman to bleed to death?
