Scrubs (TV Series)

My Words of Wisdom (2007)

Sarah Chalke: Dr. Elliot Reid

Quotes 

• Dr. Elliot Reid : You know what? I mean, if I really did have deep feelings for Keith, I would've told him by now. Maybe it is time to move on.

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : That's a bunch of crap.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Excuse me?

  Nurse Carla Espinosa : You're a chicken. In the last six years, I've seen you get really close to one guy, and that was J.D., and he crushed you. And since then, you've been so scared of getting hurt, I've seen you sabotage every relationship you've been in. Honestly, you must be crazy about Keith to let him have survived this long. But don't worry, you'll be alone again soon enough.

• Keith : Hey Elliot. Look, I know this weekend is our one-year anniversary, but my college buddy Donny is in Vegas and he wants me to fly out.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : Coolio.

  Keith : All right.

  [smiles and walks away; Elliot blow-kisses at him while people from hospital staff gather around and look astonished at her] 

  Ted Buckland : Are you for real?

  Doug : That's a trick, right? I mean, when he comes back from Vegas, you're gonna tear him a new one.

  Dr. Elliot Reid : No... With Keith, I've decided I'm going to be the best girlfriend ever. If that means skipping some silly anniversary, that's fine. If it means having some crazy sex and then running off without cuddling to go meet the fellas for a beer, great.

  Dr. Mickhead : I might cry.

  Ted Buckland : Man, if you were just 40 year older...