Princess Margaret Politeness Warning (pre credits), The News Headlines with Chris Langham, the news with Angela Rippon/Pamela Stephenson, new equal opportunity 'Top Man', The Postman, the anti-gravity news, two forgetful priests, St Vincent Independence, an audience interruption, London June 1983, Gay Christians, Keith Joseph Alien spy, Get it Together, Manuel from Fawlty Towers.—Joe