The Riches (TV Series)
Operation Education (2007)
Eddie Izzard: Wayne Malloy
Quotes
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Sam Malloy : [about their new social security cards] So how do we use these cards?
Wayne Malloy : We use them to enroll you kids in school.
Dahlia Malloy : Would you stop scaring them?
Wayne Malloy : I'm serious.
Dahlia Malloy : So am I.
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Wayne Malloy : Come on, it'll be real fun, won't it? I mean, when's the last time you were in an educational facility?
Cael Malloy : Fifty minutes outside Georgia, ripping off that school.
Wayne Malloy : Yeah, wasn't that great?
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Wayne Malloy : [handing Dahlia a credit card] It's F.E.O.
Dahlia Malloy : For Energetic Orgasms?
Wayne Malloy : No. For Emergencies Only.
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Wayne Malloy : Are you a Panco person?
Panco Receptionist : I am Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.
Wayne Malloy : Can I be Tuesdays and Thursdays?
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Wayne Malloy : [reading a Shakespeare quote] "We know what we are, but not what we may be". - William Shakespeare.
Dahlia Malloy : [to the kids] I don't know that means, but y'all take notes.
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[first lines]
Wayne Malloy : [narrating voice over] I'm Wayne Malloy. My family and I are travelers. Our kind have been living in this company for a hundred and fifty years. We're not listed in the phone book, we don't have social security numbers, we live off the grip. Some people call us gypsies, some call us thieves. Most of them don't even know we exist.
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Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] Would you like to take a stab at this?
Aubrey McDonald : I am not a lawyer, Mr. Rich.
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Di Di Malloy : School? Who wants to learn a bunch of buffer bullshit?
Wayne Malloy : School is the cornerstone of buffer society.
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Stewart Peel : You have got to be the worst lawyer in the world.
Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich] I am.
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Wayne Malloy : [pretending to be Doug Rich, to Stewart] And you... you're fired.