30 Rock (TV Series)

Up All Night (2007)

Tina Fey: Liz Lemon

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• Liz Lemon : [on the phone]  Hi, my name is Liz Lemon and I received flowers from your shop tonight, and I can't tell who they're from... No, no, I did read the card, but it's not signed... No, I'm not with so many men that it's impossible for me to guess... Well, that is just... Oh, well, you know what? I found the card, actually, and they're from your mom, so tell your gay mom I said thanks!

  [hangs up] 

• Jack : One minute you're newlyweds, making love on the floor of the Concorde. Then, before you know it, your lawyers are arguing over who gets to keep the box your dog defecates in.

  Liz Lemon : You taught your dog to poop in a box?

  Jack : Bianca did. But, damn it, I want that box.

• Floyd : Uh, you're Liz Lemon, right?

  Liz Lemon : Yeah.

  Floyd : OK. Uh, this is super awkward, but did you get two dozen pink roses last night? Yep, there they are.

  Liz Lemon : Those are from you?

  Floyd : Yes. Uh, I work up in legal, and...

  Liz Lemon : You're a lawyer?

  Floyd : I prefer law stylist. Uh, anyway, I meant to send these to my girlfriend, Liz Lemler, who works in accounting.

  Liz Lemon : [softly]  Oh.

  Floyd : Yeah. There's actually supposed to be a box of chocolate-covered cherries with this, did you...

  Liz Lemon : I don't know anything about that.

  Floyd : Fair enough.

• Liz Lemon : Cerie, do you mind working late on Valentine's Day?

  Cerie : No, I don't care. Aris and I are in a huge fight anyway.

  Liz Lemon : Well... Aris? Is that your fiancé, Aris?

  Cerie : Yeah, he keeps sending me all these flowers to apologize, but he's still insisting on having a Greek Orthodox wedding, but I really disagree with the church's stance on Cyprus.