- Ranjeet Singh: Excuse me please, may I borrow 10p?
- Ali Nadim: Yes, okay!
- Ranjeet Singh: Thousand thank yous!
- Ali Nadim: However, I am making one condition.
- Ranjeet Singh: What's that?
- Ali Nadim: You must say, "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons"!
- Ranjeet Singh: If I say that, will you lend me 10p?
- Ali Nadim: If you are saying that, I will GIVE you 10p!
- Ranjeet Singh: Very well! All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons!
- Ali Nadim: [gives Ranjeet 10p] Jolly good!
- Ranjeet Singh: There is just one thing.
- Ali Nadim: What's that?
- Ranjeet Singh: All Sikhs are VERY BIG LIARS!
- [Danielle, Giovanni and Max enter the classroom, with Giovanni holding Danielle's handbag]
- Giovanni Capello: [to Max] Eh, next time you carry the handbag, huh?
- Maximillian Papandrious: No I think it suits you more.
- [Max wolf-whistles]
- Juan Cervantes: [nudging Giovanni] Hey, give me a kiss!
- Giovanni Capello: [hits Juan with Danielle's handbag, walks off, and hands it to her] Your hand-a bag.
- Danielle Favre: Thank you Giovanni.
- Ranjeet Singh: [to Danielle] You just missed it!
- Anna Schmidt: We are having our photographs taken by Taro.
- Danielle Favre: [intrigued] Taro. I would very much like you to take a photograph of me.
- Giovanni Capello: [approaches Danielle] Eh, I take-a your picture.
- Danielle Favre: You have not a camera.
- Giovanni Capello: Sure I got a camera at home. You come back with me after the class, and we take lots of pictures. And then we can see what develops. Eh? what you say?
- Danielle Favre: [cheekily] I say no.
- [Mr. Brown asks each member of the class a question from the blackboard, based on their homework]
- Jeremy Brown: All right now, Ranjeet, question 2. Name the three classes of gender, and give an example of each.
- Ranjeet Singh: [stands and puts hands together] Thousand apologies, but I have answered the question with nothing.
- Jeremy Brown: You mean you haven't answered the question?
- Ranjeet Singh: That is the gist of what I am saying. I am not comprehending the meaning of the word 'gender'.
- Jeremy Brown: Gender is the grammatical classification of the sex of proper nouns.
- Ranjeet Singh: [slightly confused] But we are learning about English, not about sex!
- Danielle Favre: [turns to Ranjeet] You cannot learn sex from books Ranjeet, you either have it or you don't have it.
- Giovanni Capello: [to Ranjeet, smirking] I have it, I know all about sex.
- Maximillian Papandrious: [puts hand on Anna's and grins] Me too!
- [Anna says nothing and smacks him for being rude]
- Jeremy Brown: [to the class] Yes well may I remind you that we are not here to discuss sex.
- Danielle Favre: Why not? it is a very interesting subject.
- Jeremy Brown: Yes I'm aware of that, but there's a time and a place for everything.
- Danielle Favre: [smiling at Mr. Brown] You tell me the time and the place, and I shall be there.
- [approving whistle from Giovanni at Danielle's seductive suggestion to Mr. Brown]