Mind Your Language (TV Series)
The Cheating Game (1978)
Dino Shafeek: Ali Nadim
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Quotes
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Ranjeet Singh : Excuse me please, may I borrow 10p?
Ali Nadim : Yes, okay!
Ranjeet Singh : Thousand thank yous!
Ali Nadim : However, I am making one condition.
Ranjeet Singh : What's that?
Ali Nadim : You must say, "All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons"!
Ranjeet Singh : If I say that, will you lend me 10p?
Ali Nadim : If you are saying that, I will GIVE you 10p!
Ranjeet Singh : Very well! All Muslims are nice, kind and most wonderful persons!
Ali Nadim : [gives Ranjeet 10p] Jolly good!
Ranjeet Singh : There is just one thing.
Ali Nadim : What's that?
Ranjeet Singh : All Sikhs are VERY BIG LIARS!