- [Ranjeet wants to talk about his cousin]
- Jeremy Brown: Tell us about your cousin, Ranjeet...
- Ranjeet Singh: He is being discharged this week.
- Jeremy Brown: Discharged? Was he in hospital?
- Ranjeet Singh: No, prison! And he was sent there for something he didn't do!
- Jeremy Brown: Really? What was it he didn't do?
- Ranjeet Singh: He was not fast enough!
- Jeremy Brown: Brilliant! Out of ten students, I have nine failures!
- Chung Su-Lee: [running in] Velly solly I am rate...
- Ali Nadim: [to Mr Brown] Congratulations! You are getting 10/10!
- [the broad-chested Ingrid is looking for a seat]
- Juan Cervantes: Hey, please sit with me! Here, next to me!
- Ranjeet Singh: There is also a seat here beside me!
- Taro Nagazumi: Excuse, please-o!
- Giovanni Cupello: [trying to make friends with Zoltan] I talk to him...
- Ali Nadim: Oh, blimey! He speaks Hungryarian!
- Giovanni Cupello: Sure I speak Hungryarian!
- Jeremy Brown: You all have to do much better this year! It's time you pulled your socks up!
- Juan Cervantes: Soright!
- [stands up and pulls his socks]
- Jeremy Brown: Well I must say that I'm extremely disappointed in you all.
- Giovanni Cupello: It's not your fault professori! We not pass because we are stupid.
- Jeremy Brown: And what does that make me?
- Ali Nadim: More stupid!
- Anna Schmidt: Were you not expecting us?
- Jeremy Brown: No, the authorities don't notify the individual teachers of the results. And as usual Miss Courtney has kept me in the dark.
- Ranjeet Singh: She took the lights out?
- Jeremy Brown: No, she never told me!
- Ranjeet Singh: Like Roberty Bruce say, if at first you are not succeeding, try, try...
- Jeremy Brown: Again!
- Ranjeet Singh: If at first you are not succeeding...
- Jeremy Brown: Never mind.
- Anna Schmidt: Good evening Jamila, you want your place back?
- Jamila Ranjha: No, l sit at backside with Taro.
- Jeremy Brown: No, Jamila, you will sit at the back. Backside is what you sit on.
- Jamila Ranjha: No, master, what l sit on is chair.
- Jeremy Brown: Yes, l can see why you failed.
- Jeremy Brown: And you Taro?
- Taro Nagazumi: Ah so.
- Jeremy Brown: What did you get up to?
- Taro Nagazumi: Went on fishing holiday.
- Jeremy Brown: Good, did you catch anything?
- Taro Nagazumi: Catcho heavy coldo.