The Office (TV Series)

The Return (2007)

Oscar Nuñez: Oscar Martinez

Quotes 

• Kevin : Oh, hello, Oscar. How was your gaycation?

  Oscar : That's very funny.

  Kevin : [Proudly smiles]  Yeah? I thought of that like two seconds after you left.

• Oscar : Hey, where's Dwight?

  Jim Halpert : You didn't hear?

  Creed Bratton : Decapitated. Whole big thing. We had a funeral for a bird.

  [Oscar is astounded] 

  Jim Halpert : I'm pretty sure none of that's real.

  Creed Bratton : [Angrily]  You are not real, man.

• Oscar : Why don't you have me riding in on a donkey into the office, like Pepe.