George Lopez (TV Series)

Weekend at Benny's (2004)

Constance Marie: Angie Lopez

Quotes 

• [after breaking up a fight between the kids and George punishes them] 

  Angie Lopez : That dance is really important to Carmen and you don't have to take away the skate park. Max should just apologize.

  George Lopez : That's it? Look, Angie, we're being way too easy on these kids. You know what my mom would've done to me if I'd pulled any of this crap? She'd make me sit on my hands until they fell asleep and then she'd slap me with them!

  [begins to slap himself] 

  George Lopez : "Why are you hitting yourself?" "Why are you crying?" "Wipe your tears!"

• Angie Lopez : [arguing about Carmen wearing thongs]  It's the tree that bends that doesn't break.

  George Lopez : Oh yeah? Well is the tree that bends the one wearing a thong? Because that's the one all the monkeys are hanging on!

• Angie Lopez : George, *I* wear thongs.

  George Lopez : Angie, when you wear a thong you're spicing up a 16 year old marriage, when Carmen wears one she's starting a pep rally in every 16 year old boy's pants.

• Benny : Hey George, you got any rubber gloves? Apparently some of my cleaning chemicals burn the skin.

  Angie Lopez : Benny, where are the kids?

  Benny : Oh relax, they're fine. When I left the boy was rewiring the lamp and the girl was sitting on the couch sobbing, you know, kids stuff.