30 Rock (TV Series)

The Head and the Hair (2007)

Jack McBrayer: Kenneth Parcell

Quotes 

• Kenneth Parcell : Do you know why I put up with this 'pitiful job', Mr. Donaghy, why I fetch these folks' lunches and clean up their barfs? Cause they make television. And more then jazz, or musical theater, or morbid obesity, television is the true American artform.

• Jack : This year I'll be a page for a day, and you'll be my boss.

  Kenneth : Thank you, sir.

  Jack : That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can.