30 Rock (TV Series)
The Head and the Hair (2007)
Tina Fey: Liz Lemon
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Quotes
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Jenna Maroney : How's it going?
Liz Lemon : Terrible. I just want to go home and watch that show about midgets and eat a block of cheese.
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Liz Lemon : He looked at me with those crazy handsome guy eyes. It was like the Death Star tractor beam when the Falcon ...
Jenna Maroney : [interrupting] No Liz, do not talk about stuff like that on your date. Guys like that do not like Star Trek.
Liz Lemon : Wars!
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Liz Lemon : I don't have any money if that's what you're after. And I'm not one of those girls that does weird stuff in bed because they think they have to. If you're a gay guy looking for a beard, I don't do that anymore. And if you're trying to harvest my organs and sell them, I have an uncle who's a cop so don't even try it.
