- Hurley: Dude, that beer has been sitting there since before Rocky III, maybe even II. It's probably poison by now.
- Sawyer: Skeletor seems to like it. Bottoms up!
- [clinks can on corpse's head]
- Hurley: That's not cool, dude. That guy had a mom, a family, friends, oh and a name. It's not Skeletor, it's Roger Workman.
- Sawyer: It's Work Man, ya blockhead! That's his job! He was a Dharma janitor.
- Hurley: Yeah, well, you should still respect the dead.
- Sawyer: [teaching Jin to say object names in english and then pointing at Hurley] "International house of pancakes!"
- Hurley: Look, I don't know about you, but things have really sucked for me lately, and I could really use a victory. So let's get one, dude! Let's get this car started. Let's look death in the face and say: "Whatever, man!"
- Carmen Reyes: [Announcing that Hugo's father is moving back in] It's been seventeen years, Hugo.
- Hurley: What's been seventeen years?
- Carmen Reyes: [Carefully covers the ears of the Jesus statue on the table] I have needs.
- Hurley: [Covering his ears] NO! NO! NO! This can't be happening!
- David Reyes: [Waking Hugo up] What's with the earphones?
- Hurley: They're for the noise.
- David Reyes: Well, your mother's a very passionate woman.
- Hurley: That is... disgusting.
- Sawyer: Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell's my stuff?
- Charlie: What stuff?
- Sawyer: You know good damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, a bottle of scotch.
- Desmond: Apologies for the scotch, mate.
- Sawyer: You drank it?
- Desmond: Well, to be fair, there were three of us.
- Charlie: Yeah.
- Sawyer: [to Desmond] You, the munchkin, and who else?