- Riley Daring: [singing] Where have all the best friends gone? I guess I wouldn't know 'cause I don't have one. Except for Abby, she's cool.
- Tasumi: Hey, Todd. Tell Riley that's the lamest song ever.
- Todd Daring: Eh, Tasumi says that's the..
- Riley Daring: Hey, Todd. Tell Tasumi her mama's the lamest song ever.
- Todd Daring: Riley says your mama is..
- Tasumi: Hey, Todd. Tell Riley her face is the lamest song ever.
- [Riley and Tasumi slap fight]
- C.A.R.: Ladies, don't make me turn myself around.