- Irene: [on the same day of their wedding] Oh no!
- Terry: Well that's a nice way for the bride to greet the groom on the morning of our wedding.
- Irene: The whole idea of you staying away larst nigh' is tha' we wouldn't see each other before I got to the church.
- Terry: You don't believe all tha' supersticious nonsense, do you?
- Irene: It's not nonsense, it's tradition. Now you've gone and spoilt it!
- Terry: Gimme a break.
- Irene: And look a' the state of ya!
- Terry: Well you're not exactly Naomi Campbell yourself.
- [Irene storms off]
- Terry: Irene, come back, it's a joke!